Everyone here at Taboo Blogger wishes you a Merry Christmas and the best of holiday wishes. Enjoy the season, and if you get time during the rush give yourself a break and check out Torrie. She is in the Christmas Mood and would love to share her tinsel with you.
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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up your skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

And the No. 1 Christmas phrase that sounds dirty but isn’t:

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.